How you know that you are not a natural gym bunny...

1. You can't figure out how to turn the LED screen off Sky News
2. You are disheartened when you realise that 30 mins of aching sweat translates into half a digestive biscuit
3. You hit yourself on the back of the head with a free weight
4. You get your foot stuck in the exercise bike pedal and fall off
5. You manage to figure out how to attach your iPod, only to discover that you are embarrasingly singing out loud to "Dancing Queen"
6. You eat roughly 3x the daily calorie allowance of Mozambique to make up for the fact that broke into a slight sweat trying to get your shoes out of your bag

I really wish I was making all these up...